SGA 4.06 Tabula Rasa

[trystings]

My not so coherent thoughts during this episode, aka 677 words of unbeta-ed squee

OMG. It starts. *very excited* SGA. Two moons. This is so cool. Rodney in the lab. God I love him. OH. MY. GOD! DAVID HEWLETT GOT HIMSELF A TATTOO?! *freaks out* On the inside of his ARM??? The hell, David! Bet the producers were upset. You can’t remember anything? Everybody is going to die?? Oh, he looks so confused and helpless. *pats his head* Great start! *Pepsi!* Why does Katie Brown have such a lame little girl’s voice. Hihi. She’s named a cactus with piercing needles after Rodney. True love! Keller is already fed up with Rodney’s hypochondria, well, that didn’t take her long. (They should make an ep with Rodney having an anaphylactic shock or a serious case of hypoglycaemia. That will shut her up. And a snake bite for Sheppard. We get too little whump.) Ah, Sheppard and Carter. God again with the military blouse. It does nothing for him. Carter with a pony tail. Huge improvement. And so far she’s in the green on my suck-o-meter. *Pepsi* Medical emergency. Everybody’s getting sick. It’s been an HOUR already and you’re calling it in now, Keller? They’re really going for the Halloween vibe with the creepy deserted dark hall ways. Ow, Zelenka on the run from the “soldiers”. This is so Iron Curtain. *fanfic!* And he calls Rodney names in Czech! Yay! Man, why is everything so dark? It’s daytime isn’t it? Sickness leads to total amnesia? *g* Ronon has such an obvious crush on Keller, he can’t wait to tell her he and Teyla are immune. And his late wife was a doctor! His crush is canon! And Fanon! Rodney’s scribbling notes on his arms to keep a grip! It wasn’t a tattoo! I love this show. Rodney, this is so Memento. And Carter doesn’t suck at all – wow. She’s okay when she’s confused and amnesic. Probably because she can’t remember SG-1 and remind us every five seconds. They’re still searching for Teyla. *more Pepsi* Zelenka would’ve been perfect for the WWII Resistance. Now where did Sheppard go? Teyla patiently coaching Rodney, oh, this is both scary and cute, he’s forgetting everything, but he still remembers that Pi =3,1415926535897932384626433. And you’re a good person Rodney! *refills* And Ronon/John off to the mainland to find a cure. Awww, Sheppard’s so confused. John, honey, that’s your puddle jumper, your baby. You know how to fly. It’s in your blood! Literally! (Is Ronon jealous? He sounds a bit miffed about the ATA gene / flying thing. *Fanfic!*) Oh my freak. Ronon stuns Sheppard. Again. His CO! That can’t be healthy. Confused and amnesic Sheppard has gone black ops though (I LOVE it when Sheppard lords it over Ronon in combat situations. Sheppard may act like a total dope half the time, but he’s so much more dangerous than Ronon. Squee. This is so hot.) Okay, Ronon convinces him they’re friends. Ha! *remembers Reunion and thinks ugly things* Never mind. Fly, John. Fly. A paranoid Major Lorne hopped on uppers. Wow, scary. And more evidence that Lorne is very, very military and chain-of-command and marine. It must be a bitch working under an air force colonel with floppy hair, crumpled BDU’s and boots laced up wrong *fanfic!*. They made a photo! A photo of Sheppard with “Lt. John Sheppard. He is your commanding officer. Trust him!” written underneath! Oh. My. God! *melts into a puddle of happy goo* This is so, so, so … Band of Brothers. Lorne! And it works! Lorne immediately hands over command to his befuddled CO! They can save Atlantis! John in hospitable scrubs. Whumpy! Oh god, he’s adorable when he wakes up. ADORABLE! His hair is all messy and his eyes are blurry. And Ronon’s “it hit some people harder than others” implies Whump! They didn’t show it – but they implied! Yay. *screencaps* *fanfics!* And John is asking for Rodney!! Squee. Rodney sits with recovering Katie Brown instead. Hmm. Well. Okay. She’s his girlfriend.*tells self lots of times this is okay* It’s just a scene. It’s okay. They’re not married or anything.

Yet.

Ew.

Ok

*more Pepsi*

Man this was good.